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John Thomas This is a Question & Answer Bio.
What do you look for in a woman?
What personal habits of others really irritate you?
What would you like to do on a first date? Who would pay the bill?
 ...OK! Maybe I exaggerated on the
buff bod thing, and maybe its Arnold the Pig that would be Jealous of me, but I'm in
pretty good shape. I always watch what I eat, except during the Holidays. I'm 5-11"
tall, - 6 ft. with my toupee on! (its a joke, would you women stop taking me so serious! I
have all my hair!) 180 lbs.
What type of work do you do and are you enjoying it? For how long?  .........Business man ... love it!
About 8 years. I own a Gourmet coffee shop & Ice Cream Parlor. I also do computer
consulting, for accounting software. I have 50 shake flavors and allot of customers
with... brain freeze! If you don't know what that is, go and get a big milk shake and
drink it as fast as you can! ... There now, doesn't that feel good!
When you were a child what did you hope you would grow up to be?
Favorite pastime? Just what goes on Sundays at your place?  .........I write
renaissance period romance and work with computers. On Sundays, after church, during the
summers, I scoop Ice Cream. During the winter, I watch the Dallas Cowboys pick on other
football teams. And I also enjoy
watching Jeff Gordon win Nascar racing.
What's the FIRST thing others notice about you?  ........My
eye's! Close friends tell me that I have
a look that sees right through them. But I don't see it... I've even tried looking into my
eyes, in a see through mirror... Nothing!! ... I think they're making the whole thing
up... But I see right through them.
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? ..........If I let something get to me it takes me 3 days to get over it, I would rather just let it go... ....Well, I mean, not right
this minute! I'm still mad about it... But pretty soon!
If you have pets what are they and their names? ......... LET ME THINK, LET ME THINK ...
If you could pick one super-human power (such as comic-book characters have)what would you choose? .........Be invisible... I can already fly... can't you! Do you collect anything?
List a few of your all-time favorite movies. .....Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and Star Wars What is your favorite thing to receive as a gift? What is your dream vacation?
If you won the State Lottery what would you do with it? And where?
What do you think caused your previous relationship to fail? ..........HOW DO I TALK ABOUT THIS WITHOUT BLUSHING!
Do you play any musical instruments? Can you Dance?
Additional autobiographical comments:
Where did you attend High School and / or College? ..........Attended Whitmer High School in Toledo, Ohio. My parent's both worked there... "Now wasn't that fun! ...And you thought you had it rough in High School! You don't know what misery is!" Where were you born? List some of the interesting places you have lived. .........Toledo, Ohio, In the U.S. of A., It's not the Mecca or anything, no earthquakes, mud slides or volcanoes, no pestilence, famine or Hurricanes... But we make the best of it! What are some of your lifelong goals? .....It's too late for me now, I'm not gonna make it! RUN! SAVE YOURSELF ... "COUGH...COUGH"! It's all over for me, you'll have to make it without me! *He say's gasping his last breath*
P.S.! 
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........Because I am both quiet and outgoing, depending on the
situation. I would like to be with someone who is comfortable sitting with me quietly or
going out on the town and able to sense my mood. As a basic belief, I'll only start a
relationship at the friendship level, if you can not be friends, the rest is bound to
fail.... Having said that, women generally have found me to be a very passionate man and
often make a comment to that effect..... Of course, I don’t know why any woman would want passion in her
life, but that would be a requirement. *wink*
.........Non stop talking by others, it drains me completely. By that I
mean, if the only time you stop talking, is when your alone or asleep and even then you
forget and keep on talking. You might be talking us to death! ... No! ... I don't
want to talk about it! 
.........I tend only to take the lead in
conversations in group settings, so that would be more interesting. As for paying the
bill, I would gladly do it for a friend, but not just to impress someone. On the other
hand, if I ask a lady out, it's my intention to pay for the evenings events... so long as
she can afford it! *wink* 
..........I've dated very pretty
women in the past, but don't date at this time, but still manage to catch their eye! Of
course, finding someone else attractive, is subjective. I have a buff bod that would make
Arnold jealous, I lift weights 5 days a week and enjoy doing it. 
.........None
now, I had a cat, her name was "BABE" ... not related to that Pig.... Once in
cold weather, she wanted in... then she wanted out! ... Back and fourth we went. Finally I
just left the door open and she just sat on the door post, totally content...Women!! .....
Then she dumped me! I never saw her again! ...You won't find me cuddling up to pretty
kitten's again! ... Yooouuu! ... Felines! 
..........I'm trying to collect the soul of a Woman's heart, in
the quest of her unanswered dreams! 
......... Clothes ......... Australia ......... Not
Necessarily in that order! Think about it, it's funny! ......... Do you get it? You
know... Favorite gift . . . Australia, Favorite vacation, Clothes! ... Ah! Never mind, I
laughed! 
..........Go hide, so the salesmen can't find me! I'm a
business man, I know the truth about what money does to people! 
..........None,
I don't date in the traditional sense, or maybe I should say in the modern sense ... I'm
not dating anyone so definitely not in the Biblical sense! ... I'm really kinda cute ...
did I mention that! ......... But none the less, I ask every young lady that comes into my
Ice Cream Parlor, to marry me! They just giggle and laugh! ... Then turn me down, but I
just figure, wait a couple of years till they turn ... 7 or 8 ... then ask them again!
*wink* I wouldn't do it but they keep batting those big beautiful eye's at me and their so
cute, they even offer me a bite of their Ice Cream! 
....Yep! I'm very famous, this is me gett'in down on stage! Grab my little hand and
lets swing baby... I'm Da Man! It's my dancing style, that's why
you won't go out with me isn't it! Or is it because I'm not wearing any pants?
..........I don't where perfume... I think it smells better on women! All
though, if a little rubs of while I'm nuzzling up close to them... well, that's
different!... "Of course,"... *He says with his James Bond flare and a Subtle
look*... "One does put on a dash of cologne... now and then... Drakkar, of
course!"... "And yours... My dear?" *As he takes the gentleness of her hand
and moves it close to his lips*... Does the simple caress of my fingers upon your hand...
speak deeply of my desires for you?... *She draws her breath*... "Oh James!... You
speak so kindly of my heart for you!" 
.....Said.....Behold,
I Am The Lord Your God, Is There Anything To Hard For Me! When ever I'm faced with the
impossible, this verse always conquers my fears, wipes away my doubts and fills the
hollows of my heart as if I were born again. For me, if I had no access to scripture, I
could live off of this verse. 
.........I like to talk about
the meaning of life, to a point, but being multi-talented, I can do that and watch TV at
the same time. Here, just listen to one of conversations... "Of course your wrinkles
don't reveal what century you were actually born in, that’s just a fable"...
"Did you just here what Kramer said to Seinfeld! Ha..HA!"... "No dear, you
only feel worthless because I'm here... without me you would feel perfectly normal!" 
..........
Sorry ladies' I just don't get Rosie O'Donnel! But to show I can be kind, and
supportive... I won't say anything negative about her ... and don't ask me what's wrong
with her! (She is not funny, stop giving me a hard time about this! You women act like we
men can't think for ourselves, we know what stupid is, you don't have to remind us!) 
..........I
wear cardigan sweaters in the winter... I don't like pull over sweaters or shirts.... they
mess up my hair!...... Instead of deodorant, I use hair gel, It don't smell good... but I
look great when getting robbed!... *wink* (OK Ladies, no more letters about the evils of
Hair Gel under the arms. IT'S A JOKE! I USE DEODORANT!... OK!) Ge...Wis, can even have one
Guy joke and they tear into you. *he say's poutingly* 
....I'm
out of here! Wan'na cuddle first!